This one specific chick I must bang or else

[andersonsmith969]

Hey guys,

There is this one specific chick in my class I exclusively lust and obsess over to the point of taking it too seriously and losing rational thought and I want you to help me get her since I can't do the work of figuring this shit out for myself. Thanks!

P.S.

I have thought about blowing myself out and moving on, but that would surely cause the end of the world. I'd rather post something on this site and be a lazy robot instead. Success is too important to fail, and my reputation would be damaged.

And you know what they say: "Reputation is the most important thing in the world." -- Einstein

Except for sex. He forgot about that. Damn man was a genius, but he never did figure out sex.

[ihop]

you need to fail before you succeed

[andersonsmith969]

Well, I feel like I know this girl really really well, and I really want to bang her and I can’t get her out of my head, even though we haven’t exactly met yet. Or talked or anything, but I really need your guys’ help because without this girl I will be really depressed and lost!

I mean I'm pretty sure she looked at me the other day and now we're in love, but I'm soooo scared of messing this up or talking to her! What do I do?

[Adam]

Lol this made my day

[Sketch]

[heromal]

Lmao