Post by ihop on May 18, 2013 11:03:21 GMT -5
Yo, what's up?
Just graduated from my high school, and i just wanna share some of the most important things i've learned from past experiences. It's just what i've learned, completely my opinion
1. Be friend that weird kid that is always talking to you
You never talked to him before, nor do you make the effort to talk to him, he's just there talking. That's the guy that you gotta be friends with, fully there and just interacting with him. Why?
~To be a true pimp, you have to enjoy where you're at at all times because it's the best place to be
~You gotta break any bit of you're social conditioning, especially anything that says you're low value if you do _________. Usually talking to that kid says you're low value. Instead of looking at something as potentially lowering your value, look at it as you making it awesome. It may not get you any popularity points, but you gotta tell yourself, "i don't give a fuck''
~Do it to amuse yourself. Not he be the one amusing you, but you MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING and amusing yourself plus him. It will help you better in well, self amusement.
2. Dance with that girl.
Make all your high school events and just days in general, EPIC.
There is no reason not to. Orientations, pep rallies, homecoming, prom, grad bash, relationships, clubs, talent shows, sports, parties, lunch whatever. Participate to make it epic. You're in there for 4 years, be engaged and get the most that you can out of high school.
For example, homecoming my senior year, was quite ridiculous. I get to homecoming late. Nervous and shit. Get to the dancefloor walking around all nervous and weird, then i was like "fuck it"
and i ask the girl the closest next to me if she wants to dance, she says yes, so we dance. Suddenly, i just get this rush of euphoria and feel immensely good. "WOOOOOOOOOO!" "TWERK" "UH UH UH" is all that comes out of my mouth for the next five minutes. Then I was like "fuck it, dance with more girls". Im clawing girls left and right. If im grinding with one girl and i see another one thats hotter, i'll leave mid-song, not even tell the other girl. A kid hops on the bleachers and starts dancing, then another kid, then another kid, so there's about 7 people dancing on the bleachers with the spotlight on them. I hop on the bleachers and stand motionless, staring right into the spotlight...... To sum it up, I danced with virtually every girl, made out with 3 to 5 and went to taco bell after. epic.
3. Call that guy a bitch.
I called this guy a bitch in a joking way, he didn't respond playfully. He just had a straight face. I didn't care.
When you flirt with a girl or socialize or do anything. You can't be apologetic about saying or doing something people don't like. This kinda has the same concept as talking with the weird kid. Just because someone doesn't see what you do as amusing or cool doesn't determine if that was cool or fun. Again, break off from social conditioning and set a path for you to follow. If you like a pretty girl flirt with her and try to make it happen instead of not doing it because she is out of your league. There is no league. There is no social conditioning. There's no cliques, there's just people. You need to set your own individual path instead of being caught in the current floating around to where life takes you. It's not taking you anywhere. You take yourself places. When you set your path, your value is infinite because that's all you you're doing what you want. No one or no thing is determining what you do. This is a very important concept to meditate on. Once you get this down, you can be very successful in life. Plus girls will think you're sexy.
4. Approach a girl in the hallways at least four times in your high school career, yell out "MAYONNAISE" in class while it's completely quiet, hug you're teachers weekly, try out for the golf team even if you don't want to play, ask the principal to read a poem over the intercom.
I don't i've ever done one of the things listed above. Darn. I did a lot of things similar though, i just can't remember at the moment.
It's all about the small, quirky things. They add up and make some of the best memories.
-Stay Pimpin'
Ihop
Just graduated from my high school, and i just wanna share some of the most important things i've learned from past experiences. It's just what i've learned, completely my opinion
1. Be friend that weird kid that is always talking to you
You never talked to him before, nor do you make the effort to talk to him, he's just there talking. That's the guy that you gotta be friends with, fully there and just interacting with him. Why?
~To be a true pimp, you have to enjoy where you're at at all times because it's the best place to be
~You gotta break any bit of you're social conditioning, especially anything that says you're low value if you do _________. Usually talking to that kid says you're low value. Instead of looking at something as potentially lowering your value, look at it as you making it awesome. It may not get you any popularity points, but you gotta tell yourself, "i don't give a fuck''
~Do it to amuse yourself. Not he be the one amusing you, but you MAKING SOMETHING OUT OF NOTHING and amusing yourself plus him. It will help you better in well, self amusement.
2. Dance with that girl.
Make all your high school events and just days in general, EPIC.
There is no reason not to. Orientations, pep rallies, homecoming, prom, grad bash, relationships, clubs, talent shows, sports, parties, lunch whatever. Participate to make it epic. You're in there for 4 years, be engaged and get the most that you can out of high school.
For example, homecoming my senior year, was quite ridiculous. I get to homecoming late. Nervous and shit. Get to the dancefloor walking around all nervous and weird, then i was like "fuck it"
and i ask the girl the closest next to me if she wants to dance, she says yes, so we dance. Suddenly, i just get this rush of euphoria and feel immensely good. "WOOOOOOOOOO!" "TWERK" "UH UH UH" is all that comes out of my mouth for the next five minutes. Then I was like "fuck it, dance with more girls". Im clawing girls left and right. If im grinding with one girl and i see another one thats hotter, i'll leave mid-song, not even tell the other girl. A kid hops on the bleachers and starts dancing, then another kid, then another kid, so there's about 7 people dancing on the bleachers with the spotlight on them. I hop on the bleachers and stand motionless, staring right into the spotlight...... To sum it up, I danced with virtually every girl, made out with 3 to 5 and went to taco bell after. epic.
3. Call that guy a bitch.
I called this guy a bitch in a joking way, he didn't respond playfully. He just had a straight face. I didn't care.
When you flirt with a girl or socialize or do anything. You can't be apologetic about saying or doing something people don't like. This kinda has the same concept as talking with the weird kid. Just because someone doesn't see what you do as amusing or cool doesn't determine if that was cool or fun. Again, break off from social conditioning and set a path for you to follow. If you like a pretty girl flirt with her and try to make it happen instead of not doing it because she is out of your league. There is no league. There is no social conditioning. There's no cliques, there's just people. You need to set your own individual path instead of being caught in the current floating around to where life takes you. It's not taking you anywhere. You take yourself places. When you set your path, your value is infinite because that's all you you're doing what you want. No one or no thing is determining what you do. This is a very important concept to meditate on. Once you get this down, you can be very successful in life. Plus girls will think you're sexy.
4. Approach a girl in the hallways at least four times in your high school career, yell out "MAYONNAISE" in class while it's completely quiet, hug you're teachers weekly, try out for the golf team even if you don't want to play, ask the principal to read a poem over the intercom.
I don't i've ever done one of the things listed above. Darn. I did a lot of things similar though, i just can't remember at the moment.
It's all about the small, quirky things. They add up and make some of the best memories.
-Stay Pimpin'
Ihop
Wait until varsity then you are in for a ride.
