shyguy
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Posts: 121
Registered: Sept 7, 2012 20:01:06 GMT -5
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Post by shyguy on Aug 2, 2014 0:43:56 GMT -5
Hey guys, so recently i came across a funny article on nerdfitness.com. It's title: "Are you collecting a pile of underpants?". Although the article is directed towards people looking to get in shape i find that many concepts can be applied to getting chicks. The article: www.nerdfitness.com/blog/2012/04/05/underpants-gnomes/So basically the article talks about an episode of south park where a group of gnomes run around town collecting underpants. The collecting is a part of the gnomes 3 phase master plan to finally be successful and initiate their third phase, "profit". Their problem however is that the second phase of their plan is a question mark. None of the gnomes know what to do to eventually profit. Now what the hell does that have to do with getting girls? Well, instead of collecting underpants, our first "phase" is to collect information. Everyone here starts out by reading as many articles as they can on this site. The problem is a lot of people (including myself) have failed to actually initiate their "second phase", which is to go out there and have as much fun as possible, and then of course get the bishes. Alright so to anyone thats having trouble, i suggest you get off this site go have fun and above all, profit.
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Post by Contempt on Aug 6, 2014 12:23:45 GMT -5
Phase 2 is where the magic happens. Phase 1 is pretty gay and usually ends in masturbating to porn.
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