Half a Minute Performance?

[neel]

Ok, so I'm going to this Festival in an all-girls school for an event called HAM. Half A Minute. I can do anything I want for exactly 30 seconds. I was wondering if anyone had any good ideas (nothing vulgar, obviously), any good jokes from Russel Peters or the likes.


Needless to say, there will be babes, and I am a great stage performer.

Thanks in advance.

-Neel

[derekk]

I'd get naked and start dancing to a ridiculous song... go big or go home