3 Facial Expressions To AMOG

[Grape]

These 3 looks on your face should make the guy you're trying to AMOG be completely blown out.

• The "You're an Idiot" Look
  This look is full of something that says Wow, are you serious? Is this how your brain works? I can't believe this. You're an idiot. I'm just going to turn around now while you stand there babbling about how big your nipples are. Okay.
  Keep this face until they react with no confidence. When they do, back turn.
  
  
• The "You're Gross" Look
  If you receive this face, be careful that you don't ruin your life. Nothing is worse than getting this face. NOTHING. Look like you're having mixed emotions of anger/pain/misery.
  Like you just smelled some week old poo that's still moist, like you just saw your mom's vagina, like you see dead babies, like Women's Rights aren't a joke anymore!
  GROSSSS RIGHT??!!! Give this face to anyone, guy or girl, they'll back away. Be sure to back turn after they notice for 2-3 seconds.
  
  
• The "You're A Baby" Look
  Being looked down on is probably one of the worst things that can happen to a man. Give the look your big brother gave you when you were 7 years old and tried to be cool like him. Give the look like you're the rich dude surrounded by hot chicks, and he's the one who has no life, no lifestyle, no money, no nada. Don't you dare break eye contact first with this. Keep on staring until he does something that gives you the higher hand showing you're the cooler one in the situation.
  

Enjoy men.
<3 Grape

[SamethP]

like Women's Rights aren't a joke anymore!

lmao

good stuff man

maybe a completely disinterested look... like a blank face... but i guess this can be another form of the "you're an idiot" look

[optimus]

Sarcastic approval/enthusiasm is my favorite, but they're all great.

[SenorBubbz]

Look at him when he does something stupid with that "SWEET, NICE ONE!!" look and after 2 seconds turn away with your head, nod sideways slightly and mouth the word "nooooooo." Look back and SMIIIIIILE

P.S. This is kind of the look you give little kids when you're putting up with their shit only because they are children.

[SamethP]

haha niiice ^
i like that, make them feel like they are 6 again xD
i do that

[comedic]

Hehe cool

There's a variant to the baby face where you go: ''Ohh...he's trying to be mean...how fun''

[Chris]

I picked one up watching The King of Queens last night.

You turn your head to the side and mouth the work "oookkkaaaay," like they just did something weird.
Kinda hard to explain.

[timmywimmy]

I think we should start a thread with your fav amog looks

[RMO]

i have an idea

stop posting on dead threads

[timmywimmy]

Lmao its fun

[rakoon]

you're an idiot is my favorite