Post by Dream on Oct 1, 2008 9:26:00 GMT -5
This isnt really online sarging... its more like being on myspace or facebook and getting her instant messanger and getting her on cam... or being on stickam, and getting her naked xD
What I do...since I don't have my webcam yet, I go on www.espin.com unlock a few things, and im the girls online... they will talk dirty or send me pictures.
You know, im basically on house arrest...and sometimes, porn just doesn't do it for me. I love having a girl watch me jerk off on cam, and im not embarassed, becuase she's usually doing the same on the otherside... Here is how i do it:
You gotta focus on alot of things, and its all different from real sarging, such as the fact, shes online late, she wants it... She may say she doesn't wanna talk dirty, but its the online version of a shit test.
Here are some of the issues I had...
1. Im shallow. So if they are not hot...=/ I had to get over this, VERY FEW hot girls are online, and if they are, they will be much harder to game, so... you get what you get and you don't throw a fit xD
2. Never be serious... You don't build comfort... The basic layout is A1 (you open her...show her your different by not directly saying "sh0w me ur titz pl0x!!!" and you are constantly DHV) A2 you'll get IoIs and they are easy to see over the internet, like "oh we'd never be good together..." "why?!? i bet we would..." or simple things like "oh your cute!".. The thing I've noticed, if I do even get her name, she'll ask mine and I say Zach. Thats when she says im hot. Not before, or not after "whats your name?" "my name is Zach" "oh your cute! =)" from A2 you do very alittle A3...like qualifying... "god... we'd be so good..but you just... idk, i need a girl to have a sexual urge" She'll say she has one...blah blah... but if she says "oh..." A. it means she has low self esteem B. you reply with "See! just replace that with "RIDE ME!!!" haha and we'd be set xP"
From A3 you go onto S3, or sex for real life, and here its talking dirty, or pics. Be careful with pictures... one girl told me she was a emo chick..and she has a picture of an emo chick on her display..when she sent me pics of her tits, they were all saggy and she was fat... not the girl in the picture.
Here is my layout I use...
Open:
Hey xD
[Neg hot girls only: awww you look so cute in that pic, i wanna shrink you and put you on my keychain! and you can go everywhere with me!
She will say "thanks?" or "oh...thanks"
where i reply with: "oh that wasnt a compliament... you dont wanna spend the day with me xD it would be the best time of your life xP]
Start chatting, be funny, use cocky funny,
BUILD SEXUAL TENSION
If you don't know what sexual tension is its being sexual, but not direct
"I just got back from swimming"-Her
"oh, so your all wet? xD"
"not anymore I dried off..."-her
"oh thats no fun! i'll have to get you wet again xP"
Its not directly sexual, and she knows its sexual, and it sets the mood.
When you get to the point of sexual talk, however you may do it, ask her
A. if shes had sex
B. what she loves having done to her/what she wants a guy to do to her
C. if shes had an orgasm
Now these all work for me becuase I can continue it with
A. "you've had sex? haha good... how often do you pleasure yourself?" or finger, depending on the age/girl.
AB. "you havent had sex? aw. i wish i could show you how good it feels... how far have you gone?"
B. "i like...being eaten out...etc" whatever the fuck she says reply with
"oh...so if i did this... blah blah" and be detailed, in the book "how to give a woman multiple orgasms by David Shade (which I reconmend you do, not just for online sarging..but for the obvious reasons) he says "A women is always in lalala land, the more detail you give her, the more she gets turned on, and the more detail she gives you" I always set the mood when I talk "so...if i went behind you...and put my arms around you...and we laid on your bed, and the room got alittle warmer as I slowly took off your pants while making out... that would make you more wet than you already are?" And she'll say "oh yeah"
C. "No guy has gotten me that excited" I simply reply "OMG you gotta come over one day" (even if she lives in fucking new york, and im across the country I say it, it sets the mood. "and i'll finger you, and eat you out..giving you multiple orgasms, and i'd stack some ontop of each other...which is amazing btw, its the ultimate tease..." But this is after your sexual. Don't say that from an interview question point. No no.
C1. "oh yeah, plently of times"... "really? thats hot...you know of the G spot right?" "Duh" "what about the A-spot? I can finger and eat you out so good, while rubbing your A-spot you'd cry..and scream...and moan...and get all tense and hot... you'd be all over my cock after that" and she'll reply "the A-spot? sounds nice" or something along those lines.
Here are some routines you do to build sexual tension/ build attraction
The fighting sex one- I believe Style came up with this
"Oh...we'd sooo not be good together! we're too much alike, one day we'd get in a fight, and we'd yell at each other, and you'd throw dishes, and then i'd leave... and when I come back, we'd have great amazing make up sex, then we'd fight... throw more shit, then more amazing make up sex, fight, sex, fight, sex, fight, sex... and after the first day, we'd be so sore and tired, we'd need pycrisatrists"
Mystery's
"Oh we'd soo not work out, im like posion"
and the occiasional neg.
When she is wet, and you know it... just start talking dirty... Im not going to tell you how to do that.
If your on stickam or somesuch, I don't know how to transition to get her naked on cam... I use Espin, but for pictures its a simple line
"god my cock is hard... i wish i had a picture of you... id cum so fast, your that hot."
then go from there.
Goodluck, once i get my webcam... I'll start on stickam and post field reports..with video xD
I think I've covered it all... I've had to write this three times becuase My internet kept fucking up... so if you need help or anything, or want more advice or some shit, just ask....
What I do...since I don't have my webcam yet, I go on www.espin.com unlock a few things, and im the girls online... they will talk dirty or send me pictures.
You know, im basically on house arrest...and sometimes, porn just doesn't do it for me. I love having a girl watch me jerk off on cam, and im not embarassed, becuase she's usually doing the same on the otherside... Here is how i do it:
You gotta focus on alot of things, and its all different from real sarging, such as the fact, shes online late, she wants it... She may say she doesn't wanna talk dirty, but its the online version of a shit test.
Here are some of the issues I had...
1. Im shallow. So if they are not hot...=/ I had to get over this, VERY FEW hot girls are online, and if they are, they will be much harder to game, so... you get what you get and you don't throw a fit xD
2. Never be serious... You don't build comfort... The basic layout is A1 (you open her...show her your different by not directly saying "sh0w me ur titz pl0x!!!" and you are constantly DHV) A2 you'll get IoIs and they are easy to see over the internet, like "oh we'd never be good together..." "why?!? i bet we would..." or simple things like "oh your cute!".. The thing I've noticed, if I do even get her name, she'll ask mine and I say Zach. Thats when she says im hot. Not before, or not after "whats your name?" "my name is Zach" "oh your cute! =)" from A2 you do very alittle A3...like qualifying... "god... we'd be so good..but you just... idk, i need a girl to have a sexual urge" She'll say she has one...blah blah... but if she says "oh..." A. it means she has low self esteem B. you reply with "See! just replace that with "RIDE ME!!!" haha and we'd be set xP"
From A3 you go onto S3, or sex for real life, and here its talking dirty, or pics. Be careful with pictures... one girl told me she was a emo chick..and she has a picture of an emo chick on her display..when she sent me pics of her tits, they were all saggy and she was fat... not the girl in the picture.
Here is my layout I use...
Open:
Hey xD
[Neg hot girls only: awww you look so cute in that pic, i wanna shrink you and put you on my keychain! and you can go everywhere with me!
She will say "thanks?" or "oh...thanks"
where i reply with: "oh that wasnt a compliament... you dont wanna spend the day with me xD it would be the best time of your life xP]
Start chatting, be funny, use cocky funny,
BUILD SEXUAL TENSION
If you don't know what sexual tension is its being sexual, but not direct
"I just got back from swimming"-Her
"oh, so your all wet? xD"
"not anymore I dried off..."-her
"oh thats no fun! i'll have to get you wet again xP"
Its not directly sexual, and she knows its sexual, and it sets the mood.
When you get to the point of sexual talk, however you may do it, ask her
A. if shes had sex
B. what she loves having done to her/what she wants a guy to do to her
C. if shes had an orgasm
Now these all work for me becuase I can continue it with
A. "you've had sex? haha good... how often do you pleasure yourself?" or finger, depending on the age/girl.
AB. "you havent had sex? aw. i wish i could show you how good it feels... how far have you gone?"
B. "i like...being eaten out...etc" whatever the fuck she says reply with
"oh...so if i did this... blah blah" and be detailed, in the book "how to give a woman multiple orgasms by David Shade (which I reconmend you do, not just for online sarging..but for the obvious reasons) he says "A women is always in lalala land, the more detail you give her, the more she gets turned on, and the more detail she gives you" I always set the mood when I talk "so...if i went behind you...and put my arms around you...and we laid on your bed, and the room got alittle warmer as I slowly took off your pants while making out... that would make you more wet than you already are?" And she'll say "oh yeah"
C. "No guy has gotten me that excited" I simply reply "OMG you gotta come over one day" (even if she lives in fucking new york, and im across the country I say it, it sets the mood. "and i'll finger you, and eat you out..giving you multiple orgasms, and i'd stack some ontop of each other...which is amazing btw, its the ultimate tease..." But this is after your sexual. Don't say that from an interview question point. No no.
C1. "oh yeah, plently of times"... "really? thats hot...you know of the G spot right?" "Duh" "what about the A-spot? I can finger and eat you out so good, while rubbing your A-spot you'd cry..and scream...and moan...and get all tense and hot... you'd be all over my cock after that" and she'll reply "the A-spot? sounds nice" or something along those lines.
Here are some routines you do to build sexual tension/ build attraction
The fighting sex one- I believe Style came up with this
"Oh...we'd sooo not be good together! we're too much alike, one day we'd get in a fight, and we'd yell at each other, and you'd throw dishes, and then i'd leave... and when I come back, we'd have great amazing make up sex, then we'd fight... throw more shit, then more amazing make up sex, fight, sex, fight, sex, fight, sex... and after the first day, we'd be so sore and tired, we'd need pycrisatrists"
Mystery's
"Oh we'd soo not work out, im like posion"
and the occiasional neg.
When she is wet, and you know it... just start talking dirty... Im not going to tell you how to do that.
If your on stickam or somesuch, I don't know how to transition to get her naked on cam... I use Espin, but for pictures its a simple line
"god my cock is hard... i wish i had a picture of you... id cum so fast, your that hot."
then go from there.
Goodluck, once i get my webcam... I'll start on stickam and post field reports..with video xD
I think I've covered it all... I've had to write this three times becuase My internet kept fucking up... so if you need help or anything, or want more advice or some shit, just ask....
i cant believe how arousing it is to get girls to do this stuff vs just a normal wank, although it gets less intense each time.
