Should I spend 30 bucks on Illegal steroids?

[Johnny Bravo]

I want them. But idk if its worth 30 bucks.

Anyone have experience with steroids?

[RMO]

oh f**K dude dont mess with steriods

2 reasons

1. i know im going to sound like a parent but even wieght lifting stunts your growth, steroids will fuck your body even worse

2. when you stop taking steroids do you know what happens to your muscles? they turn to fat.

so in general im against them

oh jeez is this a joke thread?

[Alek]

no, spend it on hookers and beer

[nutrick]

they shrink your man package. i don't even think gay people would want you.

[Alek]

lmfao

[RMO]

Aug 3, 2009 19:21:28 GMT -5 nutrick said:

they shrink your man package. i don't even think gay people would want you.

even if they were on top

[Alek]

what?

[RMO]

^ fixed it

[Alek]

eww

[Deleted]

That shit fucks you up. I heard you grow boobies...

hmm....

Get them and join the freak show. You'll never have to worry about gaming women again. You and the bearded lady will be very good friends, if you know what I mean.

[RMO]

this is bob, bob has bitch tits.
-fight club

[Yuri Curi]

Aug 3, 2009 18:15:32 GMT -5 RMO said:

oh f**K dude dont mess with steriods

2 reasons

1. i know im going to sound like a parent but even wieght lifting stunts your growth, steroids will fuck your body even worse

2. when you stop taking steroids do you know what happens to your muscles? they turn to fat.

so in general im against them

oh jeez is this a joke thread?

Both of these reasons are the most BS myths that still seem to be passed around when it comes to weighlifting in general.

Lifting does not stunt your growth hell alot of athletes wouldn't be barely be hitting 6 feet in that case hell shaq lifted when he was younger and look at him. Only completely lifting wrong will be any harm to you in any kind of way.

And also the muscle turn to fat is complete utter nonsense when you look at it in a scientific manner muscle and fat are made of completely different compounds etc. so it isn't just magic that happens if you happen to stop weightlifting all together you will obviously lose muscle mass and if that happened to be your only form of exercise yeah your going to obviously put on the fat.

Now onto steroids I don't have much experience with them myself and don't plan on it at any points, but it likely depends how long are you really gonna be using em listing out the usual long term side effects small penis, unable to have erection, even impotency yata yata. I can even show you a pretty disturbing documentary but it really depends you might get hooked to the pump you get, do what you will but I advise against it might as well just go with whey protein and a high calorie, high protein, high carb diet to promote as much muscle growth as possible or also you could go with creatine.

Still I don't really advise it because of the usual side effects of prolonged use.

[RMO]

okay i meant for growing teenagers i stunts your growth, but i just researched that, and it was a myth, so is that fat thing, but only slightly, if you still take in the same amount of calories when your building muscles when your not you will get fatter because those calories arent being burned.
thanks for destroying that myth, but there is no reason to buy steroids, and if your into Pick up why would you want a small penis?

[Alek]

steroids fuck you up, a family member of mine took them and now he cant even have sex with his wife. And he looks horrible

[ridiculous]

Do it. For $30 just stock up on a annual supply and report back and tell us how it goes.