Post by Johnny Bravo on Oct 17, 2008 22:57:33 GMT -5
As I see my post was put on here, and I re-read it. Im sorry to say, I think its all bullshit now. So I'm re-writing this to my new experience....
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Some Background- I got kicked out, moved in, moved around, dropped, denied, accepted, all these things in a short 6 months. Now Im on the ghetto side of town, new school, no friends, and Im making a name for myself. Here are my notes.... on Highschool life.
Think of this as me... Being the Pick up artist, and your being picked up on, the way I'll change your view on life.
To start this off, my first few days at my new school.
1st Period comes around, I walk in, sit down and wait, the people start filling in, sitting down, saying hello. This guy walks in, Nice face, in a plain T-Shirt, muscles bludging at the shirt, all the girls stare. I stare. I won't lie, he was attractive.
A few weeks later he actually talks in this class, and I find out he is this amazingly dumb whitted, attention try hard. Instantly he is no longer 'attractive' in my eyes and I lean over to the girl next to me and say "Damn, he used to be sexy, now he is just fucking annoying." And she agrees.
What this shows is, its not your looks, not your social GROUP but your Social ATTITUDE.
This is very important, and key to your success on reaching the top. A quick layout of the Social Scale (Top...being well... top, Bottom, being what you don't want)
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This scale varies from school to school, so i'll use examples:
Top
____
People that play Football, They are nice, Not the jocks, but the Well rounded guys, usually will be crowned "Prom King"
_____
The people that hang out with 'Prom King' these will usually have multiple groups that they chill with, usually they will also be...selective about their hospatality. These are the people we refer to as Jocks.
_______
Now, in my town the next that follows this is the Skaters/jocks with attitude/bad boys. These people are normally the ones that will get an Attitude with the teacher. For example, in my first period we were studying for a test using Jeopardy.
There was a True or false catagory. I simply Walked up and said "True or false" The question came up on the screen and before she (she being the teacher) could read it I said "False" and I walked back to my desk with a smile. The teacher was genuienly Stunned. She asked how did I know this and I said "Im the smartest kid in the class, I know everything" Very cockily, and I put my hands up like a "I dont know" shrug with a huge smile on my face. I continued walking to my desk with my back to the teacher and she litterally SCREAMED at me to come back and explain it. So I walked back and said "Seniora" (this is in spanish) "I knew the answer becuase I'm the coolest kid here, that simple". While the whole class was laughing,and saying omg, I was building their buying tempature as a class. To make a story short, I continued this until I got it wrong (3rd time) and just said the Teacher cheated. The following day a 7 walked in class and started talking to me like I was her bestfriend.
__________
Below the bad boys are the Funny boys, adventurous boys. These are the people that have crazy stories of going to the beach and finding this hobo that ended up yelling at the world saying it was going to blow up. These people are crucial to building attraction. Remember all these qualiities you'll need them later.
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Below these are the Strong Leaders of their Groups. Such as someone who hangs with a strong crowd, mixed people, and is the ring leader. These people will get girlfriends, possibly get laid, and are somewhat popular.
_______________
Below these are the people in clubs. I don't really need to go into much details, but these are the kids who if you ask someone from the same school if they know PersonX, they won't know unless they are apart of the same club, or group. (AKA Band, ASB, Student unions, Choir, Golf, Tennis)
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These are the people who have a few bestfriends, that stick to them all 4 years and MIGHT get a girlfriend from classes. Quite possibly the person you cheat off of in Math.
___________________________
Finally, the bottom of the chain, the people who are no ones. You see them walking, wonder to yourself "What is wrong with them?" and continue to class. They are at every school, don't be one.
Thats a nice layout. Made that on the fly, so be warned, Im never 100% correct, nor is that the same for every school/City/Country/Planet.
Gaining Weight on the Social Scale
See that fight outside?
Approaching people, and being the 'life of the class' is key to gaining....for lack of a better word Rep. Rep is key to climbing levels on the scale, and also who you hang out with.
ITS YOUR ATTITUDE THAT AFFECTS YOUR STATUS. Be on the Varisty Football team, be a skater, stoner, but if your a total dumbass, or party pooper, you won't be popular.
______________________
This is hard to explain, so bare with me.
To climb this scale you need to do the following to excess:
Approach as many people as you can- Now this doesn't always mean girls, or gaming women.
For example, if in the lunch line and your gaming someone, turning to your right and asking another HB8 "This chick is fucking crazy, what do you think about belly button peicrings?" "uh huh, uh huh, cool, my name is Zach, this is Nichole, say hi Nichole." Also, being apart of different Cliche's help too.
Be the life of the class- Ive said it earlier, be well known. Be the kid that girls talk about "OMG this dude in my math class totally made the teacher look like a stupid whore! Hes soooooo funny!" Beleive it or not, they know your name, and they will be open to you.
We don't do this just for any reason, we do this becuase it allows us to make more friends. When everyone in the class feels like you share the same thoughts as them, then when you turn to them and say "Hey, this fucking paper is so hard, what did you get for 7?" They'll be more likely to talk about it than if you were the anti-social kid.
Be Interesting- Now this goes with everything pick up related, but if your boring and cannot hold a conversation, then how in the hell do you think your going to be able to hold the attention span of a teenage girl? A key thing that I ALWAYS can discuss are Raves. I rave. I love it. I am a raver. Point blank, straight to the point. Now unless you are a raver, you have no fucking clue what raves are about, you may know they dance and whatnot. So this is an easy topic for me to discuss, my oh so famous opener "Hey do you know what a rave is?" "No, what is it?" "Damn! I was going to ask if you knew any coming up... my friend that normally goes got grounded...well anyways a rave is this amazing...blah blah"
Have a topic, you can talk about for hours.
Finally....
Don't be afraid to yell.- Your thinking "wtf?" I cannot stress enough how much yelling just flashes value. (Well... it depends, if your yelling like "YOU STUPID MOTHERf*CKER!" then thats not good.) For example. Ever been chilling with your friends and hear someone yelling, you take a gander and see some guy with a huge smile yelling at a girl as she walks away like "OH YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ME!" and shes smiling saying "YEAH RIGHT!"
Even though those don't sound like positive results, you looked. You felt that you wanted to know what was going on, you want to be that guy.
Its a simple technique that just boosts value. A little story...
Im addicted to Dr Pepper, I drink 8 a day. I bring like 4 to school. So im waiting for first period and I have my drink on my binder, on the handle behind me. Im talking to people and one laughs I look behind me and there is this goregous 9 ( I gamed her the first week, then found out shes MARRIED! Yes fucking married! shes a senior so... whatever) Anyways, she stole my drink and was drinking a whole shit load of it. So I start a playful arguement with her, and even as class goes on, she gets up and walks in front of the class and I yell "Hey, look at that meanie head up front!" and she yells back "Oh get over it!" Playfully. I reply with "Was it really worth it? All that soda will make your ass fat!" of course the teacher is lecturing this whole time and gets mad, but everyone in the class sees me as a total badass.
Point being. Yell.
With these tips, guidelines, I believe you have what you need to gain levels on the scale. Now be free to give me any form of criticizism. Even grammatical. =P
Post your opinions, I didn't proof read this, I could care less. Feel free to do it for me and copy the corrected one in a message or something and I'll replace it.
Enjoy!
_____________________________________
Some Background- I got kicked out, moved in, moved around, dropped, denied, accepted, all these things in a short 6 months. Now Im on the ghetto side of town, new school, no friends, and Im making a name for myself. Here are my notes.... on Highschool life.
Think of this as me... Being the Pick up artist, and your being picked up on, the way I'll change your view on life.
To start this off, my first few days at my new school.
1st Period comes around, I walk in, sit down and wait, the people start filling in, sitting down, saying hello. This guy walks in, Nice face, in a plain T-Shirt, muscles bludging at the shirt, all the girls stare. I stare. I won't lie, he was attractive.
A few weeks later he actually talks in this class, and I find out he is this amazingly dumb whitted, attention try hard. Instantly he is no longer 'attractive' in my eyes and I lean over to the girl next to me and say "Damn, he used to be sexy, now he is just fucking annoying." And she agrees.
What this shows is, its not your looks, not your social GROUP but your Social ATTITUDE.
This is very important, and key to your success on reaching the top. A quick layout of the Social Scale (Top...being well... top, Bottom, being what you don't want)
___________
This scale varies from school to school, so i'll use examples:
Top
____
People that play Football, They are nice, Not the jocks, but the Well rounded guys, usually will be crowned "Prom King"
_____
The people that hang out with 'Prom King' these will usually have multiple groups that they chill with, usually they will also be...selective about their hospatality. These are the people we refer to as Jocks.
_______
Now, in my town the next that follows this is the Skaters/jocks with attitude/bad boys. These people are normally the ones that will get an Attitude with the teacher. For example, in my first period we were studying for a test using Jeopardy.
There was a True or false catagory. I simply Walked up and said "True or false" The question came up on the screen and before she (she being the teacher) could read it I said "False" and I walked back to my desk with a smile. The teacher was genuienly Stunned. She asked how did I know this and I said "Im the smartest kid in the class, I know everything" Very cockily, and I put my hands up like a "I dont know" shrug with a huge smile on my face. I continued walking to my desk with my back to the teacher and she litterally SCREAMED at me to come back and explain it. So I walked back and said "Seniora" (this is in spanish) "I knew the answer becuase I'm the coolest kid here, that simple". While the whole class was laughing,and saying omg, I was building their buying tempature as a class. To make a story short, I continued this until I got it wrong (3rd time) and just said the Teacher cheated. The following day a 7 walked in class and started talking to me like I was her bestfriend.
__________
Below the bad boys are the Funny boys, adventurous boys. These are the people that have crazy stories of going to the beach and finding this hobo that ended up yelling at the world saying it was going to blow up. These people are crucial to building attraction. Remember all these qualiities you'll need them later.
____________
Below these are the Strong Leaders of their Groups. Such as someone who hangs with a strong crowd, mixed people, and is the ring leader. These people will get girlfriends, possibly get laid, and are somewhat popular.
_______________
Below these are the people in clubs. I don't really need to go into much details, but these are the kids who if you ask someone from the same school if they know PersonX, they won't know unless they are apart of the same club, or group. (AKA Band, ASB, Student unions, Choir, Golf, Tennis)
______________________
These are the people who have a few bestfriends, that stick to them all 4 years and MIGHT get a girlfriend from classes. Quite possibly the person you cheat off of in Math.
___________________________
Finally, the bottom of the chain, the people who are no ones. You see them walking, wonder to yourself "What is wrong with them?" and continue to class. They are at every school, don't be one.
Thats a nice layout. Made that on the fly, so be warned, Im never 100% correct, nor is that the same for every school/City/Country/Planet.
Gaining Weight on the Social Scale
See that fight outside?
Approaching people, and being the 'life of the class' is key to gaining....for lack of a better word Rep. Rep is key to climbing levels on the scale, and also who you hang out with.
ITS YOUR ATTITUDE THAT AFFECTS YOUR STATUS. Be on the Varisty Football team, be a skater, stoner, but if your a total dumbass, or party pooper, you won't be popular.
______________________
This is hard to explain, so bare with me.
To climb this scale you need to do the following to excess:
Approach as many people as you can- Now this doesn't always mean girls, or gaming women.
For example, if in the lunch line and your gaming someone, turning to your right and asking another HB8 "This chick is fucking crazy, what do you think about belly button peicrings?" "uh huh, uh huh, cool, my name is Zach, this is Nichole, say hi Nichole." Also, being apart of different Cliche's help too.
Be the life of the class- Ive said it earlier, be well known. Be the kid that girls talk about "OMG this dude in my math class totally made the teacher look like a stupid whore! Hes soooooo funny!" Beleive it or not, they know your name, and they will be open to you.
We don't do this just for any reason, we do this becuase it allows us to make more friends. When everyone in the class feels like you share the same thoughts as them, then when you turn to them and say "Hey, this fucking paper is so hard, what did you get for 7?" They'll be more likely to talk about it than if you were the anti-social kid.
Be Interesting- Now this goes with everything pick up related, but if your boring and cannot hold a conversation, then how in the hell do you think your going to be able to hold the attention span of a teenage girl? A key thing that I ALWAYS can discuss are Raves. I rave. I love it. I am a raver. Point blank, straight to the point. Now unless you are a raver, you have no fucking clue what raves are about, you may know they dance and whatnot. So this is an easy topic for me to discuss, my oh so famous opener "Hey do you know what a rave is?" "No, what is it?" "Damn! I was going to ask if you knew any coming up... my friend that normally goes got grounded...well anyways a rave is this amazing...blah blah"
Have a topic, you can talk about for hours.
Finally....
Don't be afraid to yell.- Your thinking "wtf?" I cannot stress enough how much yelling just flashes value. (Well... it depends, if your yelling like "YOU STUPID MOTHERf*CKER!" then thats not good.) For example. Ever been chilling with your friends and hear someone yelling, you take a gander and see some guy with a huge smile yelling at a girl as she walks away like "OH YOU KNOW YOU LIKE ME!" and shes smiling saying "YEAH RIGHT!"
Even though those don't sound like positive results, you looked. You felt that you wanted to know what was going on, you want to be that guy.
Its a simple technique that just boosts value. A little story...
Im addicted to Dr Pepper, I drink 8 a day. I bring like 4 to school. So im waiting for first period and I have my drink on my binder, on the handle behind me. Im talking to people and one laughs I look behind me and there is this goregous 9 ( I gamed her the first week, then found out shes MARRIED! Yes fucking married! shes a senior so... whatever) Anyways, she stole my drink and was drinking a whole shit load of it. So I start a playful arguement with her, and even as class goes on, she gets up and walks in front of the class and I yell "Hey, look at that meanie head up front!" and she yells back "Oh get over it!" Playfully. I reply with "Was it really worth it? All that soda will make your ass fat!" of course the teacher is lecturing this whole time and gets mad, but everyone in the class sees me as a total badass.
Point being. Yell.
With these tips, guidelines, I believe you have what you need to gain levels on the scale. Now be free to give me any form of criticizism. Even grammatical. =P
Post your opinions, I didn't proof read this, I could care less. Feel free to do it for me and copy the corrected one in a message or something and I'll replace it.
Enjoy!
