42 years old, never had a girlfriend

[gettingskills]

So i was watching some reality tv not too long back, and this guy was on there. He was 42 years old, never had a girlfriend, never kissed a girl, never had sex.
OMG hope that doesnt happen to me. Im already 17 years old and i never did any of those things yet.
NOOOOOOO, please dont happen to me.
Im giving myself until Feb 14 2012 to get a girlfriend and make out. And if I dont..............................................Im gonna start crying myself to sleep at nights

[infamous93]

If you put pressure on yourself you will only make it harder

[Sloth]

look lad, the bigger deal you make out of these things, the less likely they become.
I think youll find when you make out with a girl you could easily end up shaggin her too, so you're gonna end up killin 2 birds with one stone. just relax!

[looknlisten]

Well it kinda is a big deal .. You must have deeper issues PM me haha

[Michal]

Hey man,forgot about this bug in your head! My first sex was at 14 ,and after that sex there was ,,one year dry,, you know why this one year ended? coz i removed this fucking bug in my head,looked around with sexy face and started doing what I have to do. Stopped crying about my 1 year abstinency and just made with girls like I fucked mothers of her mothers...U know what I mean? If u see something in your head,it will become reality...if u want 2 blonde sweden girls in your bed you cant have them with your virginity in your head.Trust me.

Womanizer

[amarok]

Oct 30, 2011 23:47:52 GMT -5 @looknlisten said:

Well it kinda is a big deal .. You must have deeper issues PM me haha

What do you mean by that? sounds like he's nervous about not having his first kiss...

[gettingskills]

Nah man i have it all planned out. On tuesdays i noticed these two cute girls got lesson in the class im in. so before heading over to my next class im gonna stay back in there for a while. Ill then approach them and show them a good time. If everything goes well BAM, they have this large friend group with bunches of hot girls for me to approach. And come on, atleast one of them should be into me. Im gonna get a girlfriend, and manage to stay with her until July, Cuz end of July i have to leave to college in Holland. Then the day before i leave i have me some goodby sex, and boom, checked all those things off of my list.

I will post how the approach goes tomorrow. Wish me luck.

[Michal]

I wish u all the best but stop concentrating on it like that It will be much more better if u just stop concentrating on it like u wrote and start just acting like u already did it all

[gettingskills]

Dont worry, gaming is not first priority for me right now. First priority is studying, im gonna study medicine and the only way to get in is by having damn high grades. The higher your grades the more chance you have of getting in, a lottery will decide who gets in. Since i REALLY want to go college in Holland next year and really start my life, thats the first thing on my mind. Gaming is just a pass time activity.

[Adam]

what he means is stop planning cause nothing ever goes according to plan

[gettingskills]

Ohhh, okay. I see.

[looknlisten]

Yeah its prob deeper issues .. For some in this game its: see ball, kick ball, score goal .. For others its see ball, see 4 defenders, play it in head before ball is at feet ect .. Yeah I say don't fight it, go an study 100% properly .. 17 years for a makeout is too long either u wanna change or u don't and it seems u dont

[deuce]

Go to a party. Plenty of opportunities with random girls there. Who says you need a girlfriend to get a makeout?

[gettingskills]

Yeah right, girfriend before makeout, more like makeout and then girlfriend.
Ahh it was so funny what my teacher said last year, she said when two people are in a relationship it should take atleast 6 months before their first kiss. Pssshh, yeah right.

[Michal]

deuce is totally true .Go to the party choose 2 targets and play with them simultanelously to make them jealous,but care about time when you let 1 girl alone coz she can find better one

And as I read in topic before from canadiankid I think this tense can help u ,,Sex is not as big deal as u think,when u just chill,, He is totally right. For example try to remember when u were with girl and in your head was image of your virginity ....and now try to remember the times when you are with girl and you totally forgot about it .Now you can see diference in your feelings?that girls are not the same when u are not thinking about it? U know what I want to say? its kinda NLP . If u are thinking about u as a virgin till your dead this image will come bigger and bigger until u will trust it totally. Forget about it ,make in your head imagination of you fucking 2 10's which you know .Stop being fucking scared kid and became fucking awesome alpha instead!